Well, one Seinfeld leads to another Seinfeld. A roundtable/fireside chat/bullshit session with four undoubtedly hilarious fuckers. Definitely some parts that had me laughing out loud.
Three days from now, after half a century in the service of our
country, I shall lay down the responsibilities of office as, in
traditional and solemn ceremony, the authority of the Presidency is
vested in my successor.
This evening I come to you with a message of leave-taking and
farewell, and to share a few final thoughts with you, my countrymen.
Like every other citizen, I wish the new President, and all who will
labor with him, Godspeed. I pray that the coming years will be blessed
with peace and prosperity for all.
Our people expect their President and the Congress to find essential
agreement on issues of great moment, the wise resolution of which will
better shape the future of the Nation.
My own relations with the Congress, which began on a remote and
tenuous basis when, long ago, a member of the Senate appointed me to
West Point, have since ranged to the intimate during the war and
immediate post-war period, and, finally, to the mutually interdependent
during these past eight years.
In this final relationship, the Congress and the Administration have,
on most vital issues, cooperated well, to serve the national good
rather than mere partisanship, and so have assured that the business of
the Nation should go forward. So, my official relationship with the
Congress ends in a feeling, on my part, of gratitude that we have been
able to do so much together.
II.
We now stand ten years past the midpoint of a century that has
witnessed four major wars among great nations. Three of these involved
our own country. Despite these holocausts America is today the
strongest, the most influential and most productive nation in the world.
Understandably proud of this pre-eminence, we yet realize that
America's leadership and prestige depend, not merely upon our unmatched
material progress, riches and military strength, but on how we use our
power in the interests of world peace and human betterment.
III.
Throughout America's adventure in free government, our basic purposes
have been to keep the peace; to foster progress in human achievement,
and to enhance liberty, dignity and integrity among people and among
nations. To strive for less would be unworthy of a free and religious
people. Any failure traceable to arrogance, or our lack of comprehension
or readiness to sacrifice would inflict upon us grievous hurt both at
home and abroad.
Progress toward these noble goals is persistently threatened by the
conflict now engulfing the world. It commands our whole attention,
absorbs our very beings. We face a hostile ideology--global in scope,
atheistic in character, ruthless in purpose, and insidious in method.
Unhappily the danger it poses promises to be of indefinite duration. To
meet it successfully, there is called for, not so much the emotional and
transitory sacrifices of crisis, but rather those which enable us to
carry forward steadily, surely, and without complaint the burdens of a
prolonged and complex struggle--with liberty the stake. Only thus shall
we remain, despite every provocation, on our charted course toward
permanent peace and human betterment.
Crises there will continue to be. In meeting them, whether foreign or
domestic, great or small, there is a recurring temptation to feel that
some spectacular and costly action could become the miraculous solution
to all current difficulties. A huge increase in newer elements of our
defense; development of unrealistic programs to cure every ill in
agriculture; a dramatic expansion in basic and applied research--these
and many other possibilities, each possibly promising in itself, may be
suggested as the only way to the road we wish to travel.
But each proposal must be weighed in the light of a broader
consideration: the need to maintain balance in and among national
programs-balance between the private and the public economy, balance
between cost and hoped for advantage--balance between the clearly
necessary and the comfortably desirable; balance between our essential
requirements as a nation and the duties imposed by the nation upon the
individual; balance between actions of the moment and the national
welfare of the future. Good judgment seeks balance and progress; lack of
it eventually finds imbalance and frustration.
The record of many decades stands as proof that our people and their
government have, in the main, understood these truths and have responded
to them well, in the face of stress and threat. But threats, new in
kind or degree, constantly arise. I mention two only.
IV.
A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment.
Our arms must be mighty, ready for instant action, so that no potential
aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction.
Our military organization today bears little relation to that known
by any of my predecessors in peacetime, or indeed by the fighting men of
World War II or Korea.
Until the latest of our world conflicts, the United States had no
armaments industry. American makers of plowshares could, with time and
as required, make swords as well. But now we can no longer risk
emergency improvisation of national defense; we have been compelled to
create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions. Added to
this, three and a half million men and women are directly engaged in the
defense establishment. We annually spend on military security more than
the net income of all United States corporations.
This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large
arms industry is new in the American experience. The total
influence-economic, political, even spiritual--is felt in every city,
every State house, every office of the Federal government. We recognize
the imperative need for this development. Yet we must not fail to
comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood
are all involved; so is the very structure of our society.
In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition
of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the
military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of
misplaced power exists and will persist.
We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our
liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted.
Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing
of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our
peaceful methods and goals, so that security and liberty may prosper
together.
Akin to, and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in our
industrial-military posture, has been the technological revolution
during recent decades.
In this revolution, research has become central; it also becomes more
formalized, complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is
conducted for, by, or at the direction of, the Federal government.
Today, the solitary inventor, tinkering in his shop, has been
overshadowed by task forces of scientists in laboratories and testing
fields. In the same fashion, the free university, historically the
fountainhead of free ideas and scientific discovery, has experienced a
revolution in the conduct of research. Partly because of the huge costs
involved, a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for
intellectual curiosity. For every old blackboard there are now hundreds
of new electronic computers.
The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal
employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever
present--and is gravely to be regarded.
Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we
should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that
public policy could itself become the captive of a
scientific-technological elite.
It is the task of statesmanship to mold, to balance, and to integrate
these and other forces, new and old, within the principles of our
democratic system--ever aiming toward the supreme goals of our free
society.
V.
Another factor in maintaining balance involves the element of time.
As we peer into society's future, we--you and I, and our government-must
avoid the impulse to live only for today, plundering, for our own ease
and convenience, the precious resources of tomorrow. We cannot mortgage
the material assets of our grandchildren without risking the loss also
of their political and spiritual heritage. We want democracy to survive
for all generations to come, not to become the insolvent phantom of
tomorrow.
VI.
Down the long lane of the history yet to be written America knows
that this world of ours, ever growing smaller, must avoid becoming a
community of dreadful fear and hate, and be, instead, a proud
confederation of mutual trust and respect.
Such a confederation must be one of equals. The weakest must come to
the conference table with the same confidence as do we, protected as we
are by our moral, economic, and military strength. That table, though
scarred by many past frustrations, cannot be abandoned for the certain
agony of the battlefield.
Disarmament, with mutual honor and confidence, is a continuing
imperative. Together we must learn how to compose differences, not with
arms, but with intellect and decent purpose. Because this need is so
sharp and apparent I confess that I lay down my official
responsibilities in this field with a definite sense of disappointment.
As one who has witnessed the horror and the lingering sadness of war--as
one who knows that another war could utterly destroy this civilization
which has been so slowly and painfully built over thousands of years--I
wish I could say tonight that a lasting peace is in sight.
Happily, I can say that war has been avoided. Steady progress toward
our ultimate goal has been made. But, so much remains to be done. As a
private citizen, I shall never cease to do what little I can to help the
world advance along that road.
VII.
So--in this my last good night to you as your President--I thank you
for the many opportunities you have given me for public service in war
and peace. I trust that in that service you find some things worthy; as
for the rest of it, I know you will find ways to improve performance in
the future.
You and I--my fellow citizens--need to be strong in our faith that
all nations, under God, will reach the goal of peace with justice. May
we be ever unswerving in devotion to principle, confident but humble
with power, diligent in pursuit of the Nation's great goals.
To all the peoples of the world, I once more give expression to America's prayerful and continuing aspiration:
We pray that peoples of all faiths, all races, all nations, may have
their great human needs satisfied; that those now denied opportunity
shall come to enjoy it to the full; that all who yearn for freedom may
experience its spiritual blessings; that those who have freedom will
understand, also, its heavy responsibilities; that all who are
insensitive to the needs of others will learn charity; that the scourges
of poverty, disease and ignorance will be made to disappear from the
earth, and that, in the goodness of time, all peoples will come to live
together in a peace guaranteed by the binding force of mutual respect
and love.
Reluctant as I am to add to the mountain of interpretations of Somebody
That I Used To Know seemingly taking over their own area of the
internet, I couldn't resist the massive remixability that such a large,
varied yet connected bundle of source material offered.
Thankyou to everyone who has responded to Somebody That I Used To Know via YouTube. It's truly amazing!
All
audio and video in Somebodies is from the YouTube user videos featured,
each of them a cover or parody of Somebody That I Used To Know. No
extra sounds were added to the mix, but I used some EQ, filtering,
pitch-shifting and time-stretching to make the music.
I avoided using any existing remixes of the song, or any covers from tv talent shows. As
comprehensive and extensive as I tried to be with my downloading of
source videos, I know there are many clips that I missed. Tay Zonday's
cover for instance, no internet mashup should be without him.
I
used KeepVid.com to download the YouTube videos, Ableton Live for audio
stretching, pitch-shifting and the initial video editing, and Adobe's
After Effects to put the final video together.
Big thanks to Travis Banko for assistance with downloading source videos, and to James Bryans for After Effects tutelage.
Thankyou to Barry for being Barry, and guiding us all.
I hit up Talde in Park Slope last night. In a word - delicious. Food was amazing...so much so that our table got another order of chicken for dessert. And another order of pork sausage buns (slider-like) b/c there would be a wait for the chicken. Both of the rib entrees were dy-no-mite. (I had a vegetarian dinner tonight so I'm kinda drooling over them ribs in my mind right now.) The only miss for me was the crepes, but really there was nothing wrong with it. It just didn't float my boat. Two bucks a pop for dumprings may be pricey, but they were pretty dang good and I was on my way to getting drunk so I didn't really care. All in all, I'll definitely be back whenever I make plans to be in Park Slope again. Also, be on the lookout for a new venture by the Talde team opening up in August. It's called Pork Slope and seems like their master plan is to provide delicious affordable food and drinks. If they bust out this concept with the same quality-control and attention to service as Talde, it's gonna be a win, fo sho.
Here's Dale rolling with the rest of the Talde team (David Massoni and John Bush) for Vice Magazine's Munchies video series: